JokesMarriage Little Johnny’s Father Knows About The Birds And The Bees. This Is Funny. Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what’s wrong. “Oh, Dad,” Little Johnny sobs, “first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you’re about to tell me that grownups don’t really have the grownup things I’ve got nothing left to believe in.” See more Previous joke Two Elderly People Living In A Florida. Next joke Dan Married One Of A Pair Of Identical Twins.