JokesMarriage Dan Married One Of A Pair Of Identical Twins. This Will Blow Your Mind. Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce: “Tell the court why you want a divorce.” The judge said. “Well, Your Honor.” Dan started. “Every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical twins, sometimes I’d end up with her by mistake.” “Surely there must be some difference between the two women.” The judge said. “Exactly, Your Honor. That’s why I want the divorce.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny’s Father Knows About The Birds And The Bees. Next joke A Teacher Was Helping One Of Her Kindergarten Students.