AnimalsJokes An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky. This Will Leave You In Awe. An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s b**t and asks, How high up are we? the eagle replies. The mouse replies, You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you? See more Previous joke A Liquor Is Placed In Front Of A Donkey. Next joke A Young Boy Johnny Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.