AnimalsJokes A Liquor Is Placed In Front Of A Donkey. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. One bucket of water & one bucket of liquor is placed in front of a donkey. Donkey drinks water & leaves the place. The Teacher then questions students ” What do you learn”? Students answer – One who does not drink liquor, is a donkey. See more Previous joke An Old Farmer Who Grew Excellent Quality Corn. Next joke An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky.