AnimalsJokes A Zookeeper Wishes To Buy Some New Animals. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park. She writes: Dear sir, We are a recently opened zoo and are looking to purchase 2 mooses. “No that doesn’t sound right.” She thinks. We are looking to purchase 2 meese. “No that can’t be right either.” Dear sir, I wish to inquire about purchasing a moose. Kind Regards. P.S. Please send another moose along with the first. See more Previous joke A Senior Citizen Visits His Doctor. Next joke A Mischievous Farmer, Known For His Wild Sense Of Humor.