A Zookeeper Wishes To Buy Some New Animals.

A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park.

She writes:

Dear sir, We are a recently opened zoo and are looking to purchase 2 mooses.

“No that doesn’t sound right.” She thinks.

We are looking to purchase 2 meese.

“No that can’t be right either.”

Dear sir, I wish to inquire about purchasing a moose.

Kind Regards.

P.S. Please send another moose along with the first.