ElderlyJokes An Old Guy, A Young Man, An Old Women, And A Young Women Are All Riding. This Is Funny. An old guy, a young man, an old woman, and a young women are all riding in a train. The two women were facing the two guys in the same compartment. As the train was going crossing the countryside, it enters a tunnel, and everything becomes dark. While in the tunnel, you hear a K!$$$$$ then a Smack. When the train leaves the tunnel, the young guy is rubbing his face as if he was smacked. The old lady thinks: “He must’ve tried to k!SSSS the young lady and needed up getting smacked.” The young lady thinks: “He must’ve tried ki$$$$$$$$ing me and ended up ki$$$$$$!ng the old lady and she smacked him.” The young guy thinks: “The old guy must’ve tried to ki$$$$$$$$$$$ the old lady and she tried to hit him but hit me by accident.” The old guy thinks: “On the next tunnel I am going to ki$$$$$$$ my hand again and Smack the young guy again.” See more Previous joke A Woman Visits Her Husband In Prison. Next joke There Was A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered.