A Woman Walks Into A Pet Store.

A woman walks into a pet store…

and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks.

Now, a parrot is usually pretty expensive,

so she asks the man behind the counter why the bird is on sale, and he tells her,

“Well, the bird used to live in a wild place, so sometimes it says some unexpected things.”

The woman thinks for a minute and says,

“I guess that’s fine. I’ll take him.”

So she brings the bird home and sets its cage up near the front door.

When he knows what’s going on, he says,

“New house, new owner!”

The woman thinks to herself,

“He’s just adjusting.”

When her daughters get home from school, the bird says,

“New house, new girls!”

The woman smiles, thinking he just needs time.

Finally, when her husband gets home, the bird says,

“Hi, Jeff!”