JokesMarriage A Woman Told Her Friend She Divorced Her Husband. This Is Funny. 2 girls meet: – me & my husband are no longer together… – why? – well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses? – no, of course I couldn’t! – well, he couldn’t either! See more Previous joke A Salesman Is Talking To An Old Farmer. Next joke A Teacher Told Children How God Created Human Beings.