JokesMarriage A Woman Was In Bed With Her Lover. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. 9.3k Views A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘ Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a statue.’ ‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room. ‘Oh it’s a statue,’ she replied. ‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’ No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. ‘Here,’ he said to the statue, ‘have this. ‘I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.’ See more Previous joke Johnny Tells His Parents He Has To Go And Talk To The Minister. Next joke Grandma And Grandpa Were Visiting Their Kids.