AnimalsJokes A Wolf Is Walking Through The Forest. This Is Super Funny. 15.2k Views A wolf is walking through the forest and sees a beaver. “Come here” he says. The Beaver comes over and the wolf, looking at a list in his hand, says “Ah here you are. Mr. Beaver. You’ll come to the big field tomorrow at 8am and I’ll eat you for breakfast. Any questions?” “No” says the beaver and walks away crying. The next day, after eating the beaver, the wolf is walking and sees a an elk. “Come here” he says and the elk walks over. Looking at his list the wolf says “Ah Mr. Elk, here you are. Tomorrow at 2pm you’ll come to the big field and you’ll be my lunch. Any questions?” “No” says the elk and walks away sobbing. The next day after eating the elk the wolf sees a rabbit on his walk. “Ahhh, Mr Rabbit, I’ve been looking for you. Tomorrow at 6pm you’ll come to the big field and I’ll eat you for dinner” “No, I won’t come”, responds the rabbit. “You won’t?” “No.” “Ah ok. Then I’ll take you off the list.” See more Previous joke A Young Man Was Visiting His Brother. Next joke Mr. And Mrs. Thomas Were Both 102 Years Old.