JokesMarriage A Wife Asked Her Husband About The Dollars. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. Her: “Have you ever seen a twenty-dollar bill all crumpled up?” Him: “No, I haven’t,” her husband replied. She smiled, reached into her purse, and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill. He laughed, appreciating the joke. Her: “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?” Him: “No, I haven’t,” he said with a grin. She reached into her purse again and pulled out a crumpled fifty-dollar bill. Her: “Now, have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up?” Him: “No way!” he said, getting curious. She smiled sweetly and replied, “Then go check our car in the garage after I tried to park it.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Man Goes To His Doctor. Next joke Three Frogs Exploring The Forest.