ElderlyJokes Why Are You Eating Grass? One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?” The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the lawyer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The man said, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there … the grass is a foot tall!” See more Previous joke A Country Doctor Went Way Out To Deliver A Baby. Next joke Soluble Scientists: A Lesson In Ocean Chemistry.