ElderlyJokes A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. This Old Man Is Hell Genius. 4.2k Views A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, so he called his lawyer to help him make his will. The following day his lawyer came, and the wealthy man said, “I want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all, I’ve taken, I should give something back.” “How generous of you,” the lawyer responded. “I’ll make sure it happens right away.” “I also want 25% of it to go to my son. He’s been counting the days till he could get my money,” the old man said. “Okay, I’ll make sure he receives 25% of it,” the lawyer replied. “I want the rest to go to my wife, on condition that she remarries after I die,” the old man said. “Okay, I’ll ensure that that happens, but may I ask why you want her to remarry? It’s a quite obscure request,” the lawyer asked. “I want to make sure at least one man regrets my death,” the old man said… See more Previous joke An Old Man Going To Lose His Driving License. Next joke A Man Enters A Pet Shop.