ElderlyJokes A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed. This Is Epic. A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, so he called his lawyer to help him make his will. The following day his lawyer came, and the wealthy man said, “I want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all I’ve taken, I should give something back.” “How generous of you,” the lawyer responded. “I’ll make sure it happens right away.” “I also want 25% of it to go to my son. He’s been counting the days till he could get my money,” the old man said. “Okay, I’ll make sure he receives 25% of it,” the lawyer replied. “I want the rest to go to my wife, on condition that she remarries after I die,” the old man said. “Okay, I’ll ensure that that happens, but may I ask why you want her to remarry? It’s a quite obscure request,” the lawyer asked. “I want to make sure at least one man regrets my death,” the old man said… See more Previous joke A Teacher Realized That One Of His Students Had Just Stayed Idle. Next joke An Old Man And His Wife Visited Their Doctor.