AnimalsJokes A Vain Lion Thinking About The Other Animals. This Is Epic. A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion asked a bear. The bear had no answer. Then the lion asked a hippopotamus and again got no answer. Finally, the lion met a mouse. He asked the mouse, “Tell me, why aren’t you as big, as strong, and as beautiful as I am?” The mouse looked up at the lion and said, “Well, I have been sick.” See more Previous joke An Old Golfer Finds Himself In A Predicament. Next joke Ben Went On Safari With His Wife And Mother-In-Law.