Uncategorized Two Women Arguing About Which Dog Is Smarter. This Is Funny. Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : “I know…” First Woman : “How?” Second Woman : “My dog told me.” See more Previous joke There Was A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered. Next joke A Group Of Americans Was Travelling.