AnimalsJokes Two Shepherds Lean On Their Crooks. This Is Gold. Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my bills, my health isn’t good, my kids don’t respect me, and my wife is leaving me.” The first replied, “Well, don’t lose any Sheep over it.” See more Previous joke An Elephant Drinking From A Stream Spots. Next joke Jenny’s Husband, Jeremy, Was A Male Chauvinist.