ElderlyJokes Two Old Guys Were Sitting On A Park Bench. This Is Truly Hilarious. 7.1k Views Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.” So on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, “do you have any rye bread?” She said, “yes, would you like some?” The old guy said, yes, 5 loaves please.” She said, “my goodness 5 loaves! By the time you get to the third loaf, it’ll be hard.” The old man says to himself, I can’t believe everybody knows about this! See more Previous joke A Boy Wakes Up On His Birthday. Next joke Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home.