AnimalsJokes Two Horses Are Talking Before A Race. This Is Truly Hilarious. Two horses are talking before a race. One horse says to the other “I don’t know what’s going on, right before a race I always get this sharp jabbing feeling in my flank.” The other horse says ” Yeah, that’s strange. I get the exact same feeling before a race too!” Right then a dog passing by said “You idiots, that’s a hormone shot to make you run faster.” The first horse is amazed and said “Hey, that dog just talked!” See more Previous joke Three Frogs Exploring The Forest. Next joke An Old Man Worked Hard His Entire Life.