JokesMarriage Two Friends Talking With Each Other. This Will Make You GO ROFL. Peter: “I hate this time of the year. My wife and I can never agree on the holidays. I want to travel to exotic places, stay in 5-star hotels, dance, and have a good time all day.” John: “That sounds fun. What does she want to do?” Peter: “She wants to come with me!!!” See more Previous joke Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson In Developing Logical Thinking. Next joke An Old Lady Received A New Radio.