ElderlyJokes Two Elderly Women Were Sitting On A Bench. This Is Super Funny. Two elderly women were sitting on a bench, waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and after a long while, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, I think my legs fell asleep!” “I know,” the other woman replied with a chuckle. “I think I heard them snoring!” See more Previous joke A Hound Dog Lays In The Yard. Next joke A Man Sat Down On The Train.