Two Elderly Grandparents Were Sitting On A Bench.

Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench.

One turns to the other and says,

“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

Slim replies,

“I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really! Like a newborn baby?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”