ElderlyJokes Two Elderly Folks In A Nursing Home. Find Out What Happen Next. 4.8k Views Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out of it. He called in the woman and told her that the man had already suffered two heart attacks. She told the doctor that she didn’t care. The doctor called in the man and told him the woman was suffering from acute angina. “I know!” he said. “I peeked.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen. Next joke An Old Prospector Shuffled Into The Town.