ElderlyJokes Two Elderly Floridian Ladies Were Sitting On A Park. This Is Epic. Two elderly Floridian ladies were sitting on a park bench in Miami one morning. One of the ladies turned to the other and said, “You know, I’m really getting forgetful these days. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember if I had just come up or if I was about to go down!” The other lady responded, “How’d you finally figure out which it was?” The first lady replied, “Well, I thought hard for a minute or two, and then it finally came to me…I’d already been to the bathroom, so I must have just come up the stairs!” See more Previous joke A Man Buys A Parrot. Next joke Two Elderly Women Were Out Driving In A Large Car.