AnimalsJokes Two Crows Were In A Field. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 12.4k Views Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance “See that over there? What is that?” Says the first crow The second crow takes a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it” “How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?” Replies the first crow “Look at its hand. No cellphone” says the second crow See more Previous joke Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single. Next joke Paul Was Ambling Through A Crowded Street Fair.