Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
“See that over there?
What is that?”, says the first crow.
The second crow takes a long look,
“That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it.”
“How can you tell it’s a scarecrow and not a person?”, replies the first crow.
“Look at its hand. No cellphone”, says the second crow.