JokesMarriage A Three-Year-Old Boy Went With His Dad. This Is Totally Epic. A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.” “How did you know?” his mother asked. “Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied. “I think it’s printed on the down.” See more Previous joke The Baby Pigeon Complained To His Mother. Next joke A Man Was Talking To A Group Of Men At A Bar.