Three elderly gentlemen, Eddie, Jenkins and Martin go to the doctor for their memory test.
It’s a miracle they remembered the appointment:
Anyway, the doctor starts by asking…
“Eddie, what is five times five?”
“191.” Is Eddie’s reply.
The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says…..
“Jenkins it’s your turn, what is five times five”?
“Wednesday.” Replies Jenkins.
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man…
“Okay, Martin it’s your turn. What is five times five”?
“Twenty-five.” Says Martin.
“That’s great Martin.” Says the doctor.
“How did you get your answer”?
“Easy.” Says Martin.
“Just subtract 191 from Wednesday.”