The Three Little Pigs.

What Follows Next Is Super Funny.

The first pig, Straw Pig, looked out his front window of his straw house as a big, bad wolf appeared in his driveway.

At the top of his lungs, the wolf yelled

“LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN OR I’LL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN”.

Straw pig wasn’t worried, so he gave the wolf the finger and said

“Go ahead, as$hole”.

So the big bad wolf took a deep breath and blew his hardest, knocking the Straw Pig’s house over.

Straw Pig immediacy ran to his brother’s house, Stick Pig.

Stick Pig took him in right away.

After a little while, Stick Pig, looked out his front window of his stick house as the big, bad wolf appeared in his driveway.

At the top of his lungs, the wolf yelled

“LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN OR I’LL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN”.

Stick pig wasn’t worried, so he gave the wolf the finger and said

“Go ahead, a$shole”.

So the big bad wolf took a deep breath and blew his hardest, knocking the Stick Pig’s house over.

Straw Pig and Stick Pig crawled out of the rubble, and then ran to their brother’s house, Brick Pig.

Brick Pig took them in right away.

After a little while, Brick Pig looked out his front window of his stick house as the big, bad wolf appeared in his driveway.

At the top of his lungs, the wolf yelled

“LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG, LET ME IN OR I’LL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN”.

“Not to worry, brothers, that wolf will never get in here” said Brick Pig, then proceeded to make a phone call.

A few minutes later, a big black car pulled up, a pig gout out, went to the trunk and pulled out an big Uzi, went up to the big bad wolf and filed him full of bullets, killing him.

He turned around, put his Uzi back into the trunk of his car, got back in and drove away.

“Who was that?” said Straw Pig.

Brick Pig answered,

“My good friend, Guinea Pig.”

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