ElderlyJokes The 95-Year-Old Woman At The Nursing Home. This Is Super Funny. 1.9k Views The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!” “What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, aren’t they?” “Yes, they are taking very good care of me.” “Well, what are you worried about?” her friend asked again. The lady leaned back in her rocking chair and slowly explained her major worry. “Every close friend I ever had has already died and gone on to heaven. I am afraid they are all wondering where I went!” See more Previous joke A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car. Next joke An Elderly Lady Was Well-Known For Her Faith.