JokesMarriage Ted And His Wife Were Working. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 4.4k Views Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day, When Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.” With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom. “Yes, I was right, your b*tt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!” The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a$s grill for one little weenie?” See more Previous joke An Old Man Gets On A Bus. Next joke An Irishman Comes Home.