A teacher was wrapping up class and started talking about the final exam that was happening the next day.
“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family – but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
Then, one smart-a$s guy in the back of the room none other than “Little Johnny” asks,
“*What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter s*xual exhaustion?*”
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
“Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
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