JokesMarriage The Teacher Was Terrified To Hear Little Johnny Swear. This Is Funny. The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. ‘I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?’ ‘From my father.’ said Johnny. ‘Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.’ ‘Yes, I do,’ said Johnny, ‘it means the car won’t start.’ See more Previous joke Lucy And Debra Were Having One Of Their Chats. Next joke A Woman Who Had Been Married Three Times.