A teacher asked her class to give her a verse with the word Timbuktu in it.
Little Mary puts up her hand & the teacher says go ahead, so Mary says,
“As I walked along the sand I saw a ship not far from land I saw that ship with all its crew It’s destination Timbuktu.”
“Very good Mary, anyone else?” replied the teacher,
Wee Johnny puts up his hand & the teacher said,
“ok”
So Johnny starts,
“Me and Tim went down to Kent… We saw three ladies in a tent… As they were three & we were two… I bucked one & Tim bucked two…
“Get to the headmaster!” roared the teacher.
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