ElderlyJokes A Store Attending To Senior Customers And Offering Discounts. This Is Funny. 24.5k Views A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they’ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts. By 7:30 there was already a big line of grandpas and grandmas waiting outside. Suddenly a nice car pulls up, and a young man gets out and proceeds to cut in front of everyone. He gets immediately smacked in the head with a cane by an old lady. He brushes it off and keeps going. This time a lot of canes come down on him until he turns around and runs back to his car. “fck it!” He yells “I’m not opening this sht today.” See more Previous joke Two Men Were Playing A Slow Round Of Golf. Next joke A Wife Is Frying Eggs.