ElderlyJokes If You Are A Senior You Will Understand This. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 33.3k Views If you are a senior you will understand this one if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet. God willing, someday you will be. The 2.99 Special We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘ Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned her. ‘ You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously. ‘YES!’ stated the waitress. ‘I’ll take the special then,’ my wife said. ‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked. ‘Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! See more Previous joke A Small Farm Boy Was Milking His Cow. Next joke Two Medical Students Were Walking Along The Street.