AnimalsJokes This Scottish Bloke Goes On A Skiing Holiday. This Will Blow Your Mind. 2.5k Views This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall… He asks the barman, “What the *** is that?” The barman says, “It’s a moose.” The Scottish chap yells, ” How big are the cats!?” See more Previous joke Two Women Arguing About Which Dog Is Smarter. Next joke A Couple Were Christmas Shopping.