ElderlyJokes A Priest Congratulates The Elderly Married Couple. This Is Hilarious. 8.8k Views A Priest congratulates the elderly married couple for 60 yrs of marriage… “So, how’d you do it?” the Priest asks the elderly man. “Any wisdom you give might help some of our younger parishioners who are just recently married.” The man pauses and thinks for a minute. He answers matter-of-factly, “Going out to dinner twice a week saved our marriage.” The priest nodded and then raised an eyebrow. “Twice a week? That’s got to be pretty expensive!” “Not at all,” said the old man. “She goes out on Thursdays, and I go out on Sundays.” See more Previous joke An Elderly Couple Went To See Their GP. Next joke The Lion Married Off A Child.