JokesMarriage The Pastors Wife Bought $250 Dress . Her Reply Is Hilarious. 5.9k Views The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t know,” she wailed. “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.’ “ “Well,” the pastor persisted, “You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’ “ “I did,” replied his wife, “but then he said ‘It looks great from back here, too!’ See more Previous joke A DEA Police Officer Stops At A Ranch In Texas. Next joke A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys.