AnimalsJokes Paddy Is On "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire " This Will Make You Go ROFL. 10.2k Views Paddy is on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” and he is doing rather well. He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant (The UK host), he has only one lifeline left….phone a friend. The question comes: “Which bird does not make a nest?: A) a Sparrow, B) a Swallow, C) a Blackbird or D) a Cuckoo Paddy doesn’t know so he calls his friend Murphy. Murphy answers ‘be jesus Paddy, it’s a cuckoo 100%.’ – Paddy wins the million pounds and is very happy. Afterward, Paddy rings Murphy and asks him ‘How the f*ck did you know that? Murphy replies ‘ Well, Paddy yer thick git…it lives in a f*cking clock…’ See more Previous joke A Millionaire Had A Collection Of Live Alligators. Next joke Little Lad Is Sitting Between His Mum And Dad.