Paddy Got Stung By A Bee.

Paddy got stung by a bee:

“Please, doctor, you’ve got to help me! I’ve been stung by a bee.”

Doctor: “Don’t worry, I’ll put some cream on it.”

Paddy: “You’ll never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”

Doctor: “You don’t understand. I’ll put some cream on the place where you were stung.”

Paddy. “Under a tree in my garden.”

Doctor: “I mean on the part of your body where you were stung.”

Paddy: “It was my finger. The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”

Doctor: “Which one?”

Paddy: “How should I know? All bees look the same to me”!