AnimalsJokes Paddy Goes To The Store. What Follows Next Is Funny. Paddy goes to the store and He asks for a mouse trap. The lady behind the counter says, “I’m sorry, sir, we’re out. Have you tried Boots?” Paddy replies, “I want to catch it, not give it new shoes!” See more Previous joke The Junior Executive Had Been Complaining To His Wife. Next joke A Fly Kept Buzzing Around A Spider.