AnimalsJokes An Owl Gets Thirsty During His Evening Flight. This Will Make You Go ROFL. An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a tree and approaches them. “Hey, I’m thirsty”, he hoots, “Know any good bars around here to get a drink?” “No”, they hoot back, “But we’re thirsty too. We’ll go searching for a place to drink with you!” They fly around together in the dark of night looking for a bar, but unfortunately all the places they go are shut. Instead they come across a group of 10 female owls sitting in a tree. The male owls approach them. “Hey ladies, do you know any good bars around here to get a drink?” The group of lady owls say they do not, but accept the invitation to go looking with the group of male owls. After some more flying in the dark, they spot a bar in the middle of nowhere. The lights inside the building are on and the door is open. The owls tentatively walk through the entrance and there is a barman behind the bar, but no customers. “Hey is this bar open?”, they hoot in unison. “Yes!”, replies the barman, “This bar is open 24 owls” See more Previous joke An Angry Housewife Met Her Husband. Next joke A Lizard Mom Is Pushing Her Newborn Down.