One Man Was In The Church.

By the time the morning service was to begin, only one man was in the church.

The priest said to him,

“It looks like everyone has slept in. Do you want to go home or should I preach the sermon?”

The man replied, “When I go to feed the chickens and only one comes, I still feed it.”

The priest took that as a yes, mounted the pulpit and delivered an hour-long sermon.

At the end, he asked the man what he thought.

His answer:

“When I go to feed the chickens and only one comes, I don`t give it the whole bucket!”