AnimalsJokes An Old Shepherd Lost His Favourite Bible. This Is Funny. A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The shepherd couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the sheep’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the sheep. “Your name is written inside the cover.” See more Previous joke A Scottish Farmer Is Sitting On His Front Porch. Next joke A Wife Asked A Question To Her Husband.