ElderlyJokes An Old Man Went To Centrelink To Become A Pensioner. This Is Hilarious. 5.1k Views An old man went to Centrelink to become a pensioner. But he has forgotten his ID at home. When it was his turn the lady at the counter asked why he was here. He said I’m here to become a pensioner. The lady at the counter ask for proof of ID￼ So the old man lifted his shirt and showed the white hair on his chest and said isn’t this proof enough? The lady at the counter starts laughing and said yes it is. So the old man was happy and quickly went home to his wife and said my dear darling guess what? Today I went to Centrelink to become a pensioner and I’ve forgotten my ID at home, so as to proof of my age I showed my white hairy chest to become a pensioner. The wife replied you should of pull down your pants you would have got a disability pension. See more Previous joke Two Old Folk's Are Driving Around Australia. Next joke A Woman Opens Her Door.