An old man was travelling on his donkey’s back on a highway
Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him,
So they approach the man and say
“Hey, why didn’t you fasten your seat belt?”
Well, I ain’t gonna do that!
Then we have to fine you.
Yeah just make it quick I’m in a hurry
So do you want us to fine you or the donkey?
What’s the difference?
“If we fine you it’s $500 if we fine the donkey it’s $300”
“Fine me, then”
The officers chortle and ask:
“Yeah, why is that?”
“Let the donkey’s record stays clear. I’ll make him into an officer.”