ElderlyJokes The Old Man Shows Bikers Who’s Boss. What Follows Next Is Just Crazy. An old man was having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man’s pancakes. The second biker spits out his toba**o in the old man’s coffee. The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table. The old man, without saying so much as a word, gets up, pays the waitress, and exits the diner. The bikers laugh and sit at the old man’s table. ‘Not much of a man, was he?’ says one of the bikers. ‘Not much of a driver either,’ says the waitress. ‘That man just drove his 18-wheeler over three bikes. See more Previous joke Johnny’s Clever Deal. Next joke An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.