ElderlyJokes An Old Man And His Grand Daughter Were Sitting Together In A Room. This Is Hilarious. An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room The grandfather says to his grand daughter; ‘ Susie, get me a newspaper, will ya’ The grand daughter says; ‘ Oh grandpa you are such a boring boomer, it’s the 21st century we normal human beings use phones now’. ‘Here take my phone’, she hands over her phone to the old man. The grandfather then takes her phone and throws it at the spider sitting on the wall See more Previous joke A Second Grader Came Home From School. Next joke An Avid Bird Watcher Stood In His Backyard Heard An Owl Hoot.