ElderlyJokes An Old Man Gets On A Bus. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. 5.9k Views An old man gets on a bus. There are no Seats so he stands and leans on his walking stick for support. The bus brakes suddenly at one stage and he slips. A young man sitting in a seat next to him says, ” Hey, Mister if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that would not have happened”. The old man replies ” If your father had taken the same advice I would have a fecking Seat.” See more Previous joke Four Older Ladies Sat Around The Clubhouse. Next joke Ted And His Wife Were Working.